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Cycling
Chasing Strava segments I will never actually win, one hill at a time. Send help (and snacks).
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Running
Running from my problems, one 5k at a time. It's cheaper than therapy and the views are better.
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Swimming
The only sport where you can't check your phone mid-session. Revolutionary, really.
Dad Jokes, Endurance Edition 😂
Click the button. Suffer accordingly.